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Carnage League 2006/07

View the carnage table, we will see who picks up the most points for various activities, use the legend to see what they all mean, then all that is required is a touch of abuse to every one who pick up those points, I am sure with every point lies and interesting story. Put your mouse over the image to see the ALT text and find out more.

James (Dirty,The Boss)  Summer Burrs Trip Showing Off180 degree spin on Large weir at Burrs (R.Irwell)Charge: Drunken whilst attending the pool. Pool Wankers, sorry management banned them form pool.going down a half pipe
Sarah (the boss of the boss)  
Mike D (Sec, the Hoff) Pussy for not paddling in Lakes 22nd Oct 06Burrs 7th Oct 2006Burrs 7th Oct 2006Running Irwell (BURRS) on a body board.Charge: Drunken whilst attending the pool. Pool Wankers, sorry management banned them form pool. Running out of petrol whilst on M56 returning from Wales Chav/hoff/mike crushing Leif's bumper near the river greta Pulled kim Technial swim River North Tyne 4th Nov 2006 Rescued Andy on the Goytt injury on the goytt 13 Oct 06 Tyne Tour chunder bunny White Water Racing HP 11-12 Nov 2006 swim lower Derwent 26th Nov 2006 Award for most carnage points in Autum term 2006 For loosing his teeth on the wier at the burrs River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 3rd Mar 2007 River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007 Washburn - 6th May 2007
Mel (foxy) swim lower Derwent 26th Nov 2006
Katy (flump) Pussy for not getting on river. 7th OctCharge: Drunken whilst attending the pool. Pool Wankers, sorry management banned them form pool.Greta 28th Oct 2006Greta 28th Oct 2006technial swim Greta 28th Oct 2006
Leif (olavsantiago) !!!Technical Swim!!!Burrs 8th Oct 2006Trying to llop over boat in poolChav/hoff/mike crushing Leif's bumper near the river gretasorted out Zara's boatemptyded what's his name boat who swam near eddyRescued Amy 12 Nov 2006Rescued Amy 12 Nov 2006river Kent 26 Nov 2006Night time paddling on the Burrs 29 Nov 2006Night time paddling on the Burrs 29 Nov 2006Washburn - 2nd May 2007river Kent 24th April 2007
Jules Greta 28th Oct 2006Greta 28th Oct 2006Greta 28th Oct 2006
Mike (biddy)  Pussy for not getting on river.7th OctWhite Water Racing HP 11-12 Nov 2006Burrs Jan 2007Trying to llop over boat in poolOver slept, should hve come to HP 5th Apr 2007
Brief (mat morrison)  Big Wier (Burrs) 8th OctTrying to llop over boat in poolGot bollocked by the bastards at the poolspat the Dummy cos I got told off by life guard.Recieving a love letter/porn sumt from DonnaForgot spraydeck for the Greta 3rd Dec 2006Forgot spraydeck for the Greta 3rd Dec 2006Forgot to fasten helmit when he did a tail squert and rolled, Dee 4th Mar 2007Forgot to fasten helmit when he did a tail squert and rolled, Dee 4th Mar 2007Who's the daddy. Expecting little brief in Oct 07
Donna (not Brief's Donna, the other 1)  Pussy for not getting on river. 7th Oct
Alice  Burrs 7th Oct 2006Broken ribs on Burrs. 7th Oct 06River North Tyne 4th Nov 2006River North Tyne 4th Nov 2006River Dee 12 Nov 2006River Dee 12 Nov 2006
Graham Rescued Amy 12 Nov 2006Swim on river Kent 25 mar 2007river Kent 24th April 2007
Gandi (Andy Loyd) Rescued Amy 12 Nov 2006Rescued Amy 12 Nov 2006Swim on wier on river Kent 26 Nov 2006Rescued himself on river Kent 26 Nov 2006Crunched nuckel when trying to roll in wier 26 Nov 2006river Kent 26 Nov 2006Aberglaslyn (sp) Gorge 10th Dec 2006river Kent 24th April 2007
Jamie Sands (jam) Rescued Amy 12 Nov 2006Rescued Amy 12 Nov 2006river Kent 26 Nov 2006Aberglaslyn (sp) Gorge 10th Dec 2006
Donna (Briefs Donna) Writing a love letter/porn sumt for briefWho's the daddy. Expecting little brief in Oct 07
Mike Teasdale River Kent 25th Mar 2007Washburn - 2nd May 2007Intreasting manouver on the last drop, river kentriver Kent 24th April 2007
Odile  
Luke  Sheep shaggerRiver South Tyne 5th Nov 2006for leading the lemmings around wales 26 Nov 2006Washburn - 2nd May 2007Washburn - 2nd May 2007
Paul Burrs 7th Oct 2006
Liam  Burrs 7th Oct 2006Burrs 7th Oct 2006Burrs 7th Oct 2006
Alan Running Irwell (BURRS) on a body board.Burrs 7th Oct 2006Burrs 7th Oct 2006Greta 28th Oct 2006Greta 28th Oct 2006
Amy Burrs 7th Oct 2006Tyne tour Nov 2006River South Tyne 5th Nov 2006River North Tyne 4th Nov 2006River Dee 12 Nov 2006River Dee 12 Nov 2006River Dee 12 Nov 2006Award for most swims in Autum term 2006
 Adam Burrs 8th Oct 2006Pussy for not paddling Goyt. 21 Oct 06Rescued Mike D from motorway hell on M56for listening to lucifer 26 Nov 2006Rescued Mel (foxy) from lower Derwent 26th Nov 2006Rescued Mike (Sec) from lower Derwent 26th Nov 2006River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007
 Andy Cooke (cookie) Burrs 21st Oct 2006Pussy for not paddling in Lakes 22nd Oct 06technial swim Greta 28th Oct 2006Rescued flup on the gretaWhite Water Racing HP 11-12 Nov 2006
 Kevin T(i)T  Burrs 21st Oct 2006Pussy for not paddling in Lakes 22nd Oct 06for listening to lucifer 26 Nov 2006River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 10th Feb 2007Washburn - 6th May 2007Swimming over the broken weir on the washburn
Jonny Burrs 7th Oct 2006
Neil Running Irwell (BURRS) on a body board.
Zara Getting down and dirty with flat mate....Goyt at Horse shoe Falls, 21st October 2006 River South Tyne 5th Nov 2006River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 10th Feb 2007River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 10th Feb 2007River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 10th Feb 2007
Tiny River South Tyne 5th Nov 2006
 Dave Burrs 8th Oct 2006Burrs 8th Oct 2006
Jason (the hobbit) Burrs 8th Oct 2006
Paul S Burrs 8th Oct 2006
Kim (Walter) Burrs 8th Oct 2006had beer goggles, pulled the hoff
Eddy Goyt 22st Oct 2006Hexham public toilets
 Mike  Swim on river Kent 25 mar 2007
 Lewis B  River South Tyne 5th Nov 2006River South Tyne 5th Nov 2006River North Tyne 4th Nov 2006River South Tyne 5th Nov 2006Tyne Tour chunder bunnyfor listening to lucifer 26 Nov 2006The Burrs 2007River Dee 24th Feb 2007River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 3rd Mar 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007river Kent 24th April 2007Homer simpson moment on river kent 24th Mar 2007 - lost paddles. almost.Putting his paddles in a dumb ass place on his boat, river kent, 24th March 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007
 Liz (That welsh bird)  Tyne Tour chunder bunnyPulled a scoucer
 Dave Walker (Wonky)  river Kent 26 Nov 2006Aberglaslyn (sp) Gorge 10th Dec 2006
Kathy Fryers Night time paddling on the Burrs 29 Nov 2006Night time paddling on the Burrs 29 Nov 2006River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 4th Mar 2007River Dee (N. Wales) Nomad 4th Mar 2007River Trent - HP 5th Apr 2007
Ben Slee ((Very) Old Boy) Aberglaslyn (sp) Gorge 10th Dec 2006Aberglaslyn (sp) Gorge 10th Dec 2006
Nathen Homer simpson moment on the Llanglen canal 4th Mar 2007
   
   
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Legend:

Beer Monster
Chundering
Spat the Dummy
Eskimo Rescue
Extreme
Fire incident
Medical Incident
Stinging
Lost keys
Pin King
Love
Lost Boat
Brokrn Blade
Pinned
Road Kill
Brush with Law
In Competition
Swimmer
Strainer / Syphon
Paddled a Drop
Crap Driver

Running Irwell (BURRS) on a body board.Almost extreme
ShitBrick / Captain Fear
Pussy for not getting on river. 7th Oct Pussy
The Hoff / Rescuer

For pissing ones self when pissed

Pissing pants when pissed.

Just a little blood, none medical

Cock.

Lemming

Night time paddling

Homer Simpson moment

For Spesh who forgot kit.

For the most swims/carnage points in a term